Britney Spears

Britney is one of my favorite singers because she 's got this great look, the great face, and this voice.  I want to give you a taste of what she sings.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=unBACOHFXes

Britney Spears, if you are reading this I hope you get well soon.  I just hope you can come to my house.  I can give you some money and you can stay here as long as you want and once you've done that I will take you to my school and I'll have you sing for the whole school. I will interrupt the announcements and I will have you burst in and start singing on the intercom. Your career will be reborn.  The principal, will say, "Who is that !?" And I will tell her that's just a friend of mine.

Batman

Batman is my favorite super hero. He's great and he's a great fighter. He has bat-erangs and explosives and he can beat Mr. Freeze, so he's gasping for cold.  Sweet. 

I like the way he looks, the cape and mask are so together. He looks kind of scary but he's a good guy. 

I wear a Batman t-shirt under other shirts when I'm at school just to pretend I'm Batman. It has the bat symbol on it. Dad told me that in the old days the shirts were able to play the Batman theme song. 

Here's link to Batman and Mr. Freeze:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFDTMW3_ilE

The Teachers

My teachers are great. Just they never even take a single penny from me. But they are always teaching, giving me homework.  I almost want to get rid of them, but I can't. Well here's a link to how much I like them, of course:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zB2gPZRsz0Q

The Thing That You Will Never Know About

The weather is so bad in Iowa.  That's my fault. I have something in my closet that I use to  make the weather bad so I don't have to go to school. 

A Taste of Wizards

This is a drink that will make you healthy, wealthy and wise AND make you into a frog. I made this with Hannah. You already know who she is. Here's is the label:

We put milk, sugar, more sugar, more sugar, green food coloring, a pinch of cinnamon and vanilla into our bottle. And then we took a spoon and stirred our concoction. Dad and Bob were drinking it and in the kitchen Dad had this horrible frog feeling and he turned into a frog and tried to eat me with his tongue. And then it quickly weared off.  And that was a frog-of-a-time. I just hope he never eats it anymore, otherwise I will be frog-dinner.

There's a secret ingredient that I will never tell you.  It is very, very , very secret, and if you knew you would throw up.

I'm going to sell the drink on ebay starting some time.

The Death of My Beloved Computer

One day the computer didn't work. That day was the funeral of the computer. It was the saddest day.  I couldn't blog because the computer was broken. Here's a link to how sad I was. Click on the picture:

:-(

The computer was a "she".

Newborn Baby

I was breeding some sock puppets today. Introducing, in good stripes, Coriya Americana, the Zebra. In the stripes she looks so good. She's my newest sock puppet. She's made from my Great Great Aunt Miriam's socks.

The Ghosts

How would you like to speak to a ghost? Through a priest or telepathically? Well, I would like to have my Uncle David back and my Aunt Tauna, but you can't have everything you know. But that doesn't apply to me. Because I can always call priests to bring those spirits to my house. Then I can have those spirits roaming around and floating around and they can do anything they want. Uncle David can even have his cane back. They are good spirits because they are what they are. Uncle David will be so proud of me for using his juicer and proud of Dad for using his clock radio. I'm gonna take him wherever I go. I am going to take him to college. Talia will take Aunt Tauna, because she's a girl and Uncle David is a boy.

Ghosts are innocent because ghosts are new to this world and have a reason for being here, don't you think that? A ghost is just like you, but it's white and you just can't see them. If you can't see them with your eyes and you can't feel them you can always just be able to walk with them. Ghosts are friendly. Forget the music at the link below-- it's scary. I hope you like it:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2U3xfbZhPo0

The "Ed"ster

Meet my friend Ed Vinegar. He knows about my whole blog. I only know about some of his blog. He did this:

http://edbrenegar.typepad.com/leading_questions/2008/02/never-underesti.html

It is about me.

And he sent me this:

http://edbrenegar.typepad.com/leading_questions/2008/02/wheels-up-poten.html

It's about this kid that has to have a wheel chair to walk and instead of skateboarding he made up extreme sitting.

Ed gave me a gargoyl book. I like it.

I am sending him his order of braniacs (see my post about the brainiacs to learn more about these computer beings). If any of you want braniacs, just post. It will take a whole year and months to make the braniacs. The will fly to you by hyperdrive.

my videos

some of thes are too creapy for kids 3 years old

right trun on death lane http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3385579284690408654

the hipos gota problum http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=1811233136844420765&q=genre%3Acomedy&hl=en

i lanched my sotes http://www.eepybird.com/dcm1.html
and http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-274981837129821058&q=genre%3Acomedy&hl=en

i meet lade liberty http://www.fireworkspop.com/Liberty_.htm

oops http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-2491817696547410291&q=TREX

snezing http://www.guzer.com/videos/numa_numa.php

hunting day http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6725559231192754042&q=cartoon&hl=en

ninga http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3721544888894724281

the gas that pased http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=8297574364836044520&q=cartoon&hl=en

singing http://www.guzer.com/videos/numa_numa.php

atick of the zombes http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AtyJbIOZjS8&feature=related

my songs

thes are links to my favrit songs

move it move it http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_r2psdrQkM

bruning love http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wosRsbJFVqU

lets grove http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_XOY7lsBVpo

mr freeze http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QyL2VayG_EM

brinty spears http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_bsniYwSaWg

Emails to my Aunt Wolf

I write to my Aunt Wolf once some days. I'll keep you posted about her emails. She's actually my cousin. She's not a real Wolf. Aunt Wolf is the one in the green.

Dear Little Wolf,

I liked your blog. I would blog back, but I don't know how. I think it's so exciting that I have a cousin who knows how to blog. Maybe some day you can teach me.

Love,

Aunt Barbara Wolf

Dear Aunt Wolf,

Thank you and if you want to do a compliment just email. Emailing is good. Thank you.

Dear Little Wolf,
Are you going to California this summer? Uncle Wolf Richard and I will be there and we hope to see you.

What are you learning in school? What grade are you in? What is your favorite subject? What is your least favorite subject? What is your favorite sport? Please write back.

Love,
Aunt Wolf

Dear Aunt Wolf,

I'm going to California, that is correct.
And I know that you know that I know that I'll be able to see you.
I'm not learning anything fun at school.
I like recess. I don't like math and I don't like other things.
I do not have a sport.

What do you like and what do you want to do with me? Hug?

If you are a real wolf, I'm not coming.

From,
Little Wolf

Dear Little Wolf,

I am as much a wolf as you are. I would very much like to hug you and will do that in California. I am a teacher and I hope you will still like me. I promise not to try to teach you anything. See you in California.

Love,
Aunt Wolf

Dear Aunt Wolf,

You will just have to wait till I'm there. I'm putting you on my blog permanently because I just want to be nice.

From,
Little Wolf

You ARE nice.

Thanks,
Aunt Wolf

Surviving the Sled

Today we went sledding. We went outside and we were walking, walking, walking so long that I was tuckered out of walking. So mom pulled me on the sled to where I needed to go. Then we ventured off to the mountains and do you want to know what happened? We went up to the mountain and I sledded down at hyperspeed. Then what I did was I went back up. The sled went into plain mode. And it landed at the top of the mountain. And then it rested while I ran along and mom pulled it and my mom had to pull me a little. Eventually I was able to walk.

Claire was eating snow. Claire is one of my sister's friends. She was sledding, too. And it was fun. We all sledded, even her other friends, even her not-best-friends. Claire ate the snow. I tried to warn her that there was animal feces in there, but she wouldn't listen. It can cause diarhea or worse. If you want to be safe, don't eat snow even if you want. It also wastes precious heat.

Brainiac

Braniac is this computer being. He's going to have this wooden skeleton, then he's going to have layers of skeleton. The first is going to be wooden. Then metal. Then steel. And then structure. And that's what a robot needs-- structure. And I am also going to give him a superior intellect that will never let him forget or disobey me. It's easy to take him apart but I would not because that's a waste of good science and research and technology. He is going to have a disk with fighting programming and I will make sure he will be one that doesn't have to be moved. He is going to be able to walk himself. He will be the robot of tomorrow. He will be BRANIAC and I will be his creator and I will change my name to Dr. Tenma.

Mr. Freeze: It's a Cold World

i like the thing of mr freeze i like so much that it is goode and vabluey and it is purmint and goode priceles and you will be saprised and that is all

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QyL2VayG_EM

My Sock Puppets

Meet my sock puppets. Their names are Rudy the dog, Morilla the Monkey, Esmerelda the panda bear, and Raj the elephant. They all have cute personalities. Rudy was made from my Dad's socks. His personality is really very, very, loving. Morilla, she's made from my Papa's socks or my Omi's. Her personality is nice and very crazy. Morilla had to have head surgery because her head stitches looked a little too blue. Esmerelda is so glad to be in the world. She's made from my Papa's socks again. And Raj is made from my Papa's socks, too. He is the runt. He is very naughty. Some of them were stuffed with my Omi and Papa's stuffing from her pillows. They are short one pillow. She didn't mind. The stuffing is the organs. I feel like a proud father.

Hannah agin

I love hannah so much and heres a link to how much i love her.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CF5-7NXEewg

Ant Mommy

Roes are red viltes are blue I love Ant Mommy and she loves you. Shes the one in the black and white coat.

Birth of Vader

I like the scene when Darth Vader is born. He is just like the famous thing, it's the best thing I like. I like the scene when his mask comes on for eternity. And that happens all because of Obiwan Kaboozie. He is really disappointing to try and kill Anakin. That's why I changed his last name to one that sounds really dorkish.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6bEs3dxjPg&feature=related

more abut demona

Demona is very nautey and very very very very very very very very very nice. I like her very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very much. Heres how I feel abut her because Demonas my frend and if I di she dies.

Chocolate Bars

I made chocolate bars to sell to make money for the Diabetes Association. I had a great idea of selling chocolate bars that I made. I put in cocoa cubes and golden tickets and more and that is today's story. It is a true story. I am going to make more and eat them all myself. I'll send some to you folks.

grand ma and grand pa

My grand ma is nice and grand pa is nice her is a pixure. I love them very much.

omia and popa

My Omia is nice and my Popa is nice and i love them very much heres a pixure.

This is a song for Omi and Papa:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIVaUcE4kAM

Mom

My momes name is mommme wolfe and that is not all my mom is nice. My mom likes Littal Creak the indian from the movie Sprit.

This is how my mom treats me every day:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJUY9STo6BU

Hannah

Hannah is my frend and that is all.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBtMVogatQw

My Dad

My dad is a docter. His name is big wolfe. I just love my dad.

This song will tell you what kind of doctor my Dad is:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_N0w2rORwSc&feature=related

A story: Demona

Today's story is about Demona. Demona is a gargoyle. I found her on the internet. She's human by day and gargoyle by night. She comes from Gargoyle mania. And that's for today's story. It's a true story. One night a rock hit the window and I went downstairs to see what was going on. And I saw Demona. Only the one who sees her first can see her. I taught her in the ways of doing good things like turning bad guys into pizza toppings. It's working. I will keep you posted.

Here's a link to Demona: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCkIbt5c8aM
Here is the transformation that she needs to become good: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jnJDdaUQNRI