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The story of a barn dog named "Nuts".  Stay tuned.

Being ZORO

That will be the glory days, the family history. I am going to be Zoro-- Zoro the Great who throws corn to people that is freshly shucked.  I'm gonna have a real sword with a real sword cover. I am going to write my initial on the pants of villains--Z.

Good Guys Weapon Store

I am going to have a weapon store where you can buy weapons you can fight with like Batman batarangs, Mr. Freeze guns, Green Lantern rings, Spiderman silk, Wolverine Atomantium, and grappling hooks all in different sections. Only guys that don't have big long coats that go to their toes can buy them. 

Talking and Walking Body Parts

My idea is to assist humans in their daily work and daily activities.  It works like this:  You have something to do on your schedule.  Some of your daily schedule work is too hard. For example, let's say you can't take care of both of your kids at the same time because both of them want you.

Here's what you do:  You pull out your extra body parts and get them to work.  Say it like this: "Body parts, take care of my kids." And they do it. Extra hands can hold onto your kids hands. Extra legs can walk with your kids the whole day. Extra eyes can watch another movie with your kids while you watch a movie you like. Extra ears make sure your kids aren't about to get crushed by a car. You can even have an extra kidney if you need it. 

You would buy them at Hy-Vee and Target and any place you want. They are packaged in an air-freshened box to keep them fresh. It comes as pills with a special liquid called ECLANOMIUM and first you put the eclanomium in, then you put the pills in and then the pills dissolve into the body parts. They are clones of my body parts.  It comes with instructions. 

Morph and Bruce Atkinson

This is Morph. He was born before Bruce.  He is just a hatchling. He is made out of my socks.  I put a small stuffed bear inside him, because I want him to have a conscience and be good.  As you see he is a little fat. He's been eating too much egg salad. He has a tongue. He licks me. He can't sit down because  of the bear.  He has a propeller shaped tail. He can fly. 

This is Bruce Atkinson:

He's made from my ski teacher's socks. I named him Bruce because my ski teacher's name is Ben.  They  both have "B" names. He's part mountain, part walrus, part spider, part bear and part sock.  I used three socks. Bruce likes to nuzzle me with his teeth, which makes him part horse.  Bruce is a leaper. Bruce reminds me of Ben.

Skiing with BEN!

This is me skiing. Ben is my ski teacher.  He has been waiting all year to be with me. We ski, have little chats at the mountain house, and we go to the summit house to have french fries and Gatorade. I like Ben. Ben is a good teacher because he is nice to me. He lets me ski on blue trails, he made a movie with me and skis backwards. That is all. Here is a link to how I feel about Ben. Click on the word BEN.

My News not the Teacher's News

No one is allowed to go in my desk but me.  My teachers stole this from me. Kyra made the news and gave it to me. The teacher wanted to keep it for herself to add to her collection of things that belong to kids. 

Here are my rules:

1. No taking stuff from my desk

2. No crumpling my things

3. No making me sad

Tomorrow morning when I get to school I will tell her I'm sorry for being mean and kicking her.  I want her to be sorry for taking my stuff. Next time I will tell them with my words, "NO TAKING MY STUFF!"

Demona makes a mess in my desk. I think it's better I leave Demona at home and that's how I'll have a cleaner desk.