Friday, February 29, 2008

Britney Spears


Britney is one of my favorite singers because she 's got this great look, the great face, and this voice.  I want to give you a taste of what she sings.


Britney Spears, if you are reading this I hope you get well soon.  I just hope you can come to my house.  I can give you some money and you can stay here as long as you want and once you've done that I will take you to my school and I'll have you sing for the whole school. I will interrupt the announcements and I will have you burst in and start singing on the intercom. Your career will be reborn.  The principal, will say, "Who is that !?" And I will tell her that's just a friend of mine.


Wednesday, February 27, 2008

Batman


Batman is my favorite super hero. He's great and he's a great fighter. He has bat-erangs and explosives and he can beat Mr. Freeze, so he's gasping for cold.  Sweet. 

I like the way he looks, the cape and mask are so together. He looks kind of scary but he's a good guy. 

I wear a Batman t-shirt under other shirts when I'm at school just to pretend I'm Batman. It has the bat symbol on it. Dad told me that in the old days the shirts were able to play the Batman theme song. 

Here's link to Batman and Mr. Freeze:




Monday, February 25, 2008

The Teachers


My teachers are great. Just they never even take a single penny from me. But they are always teaching, giving me homework.  I almost want to get rid of them, but I can't. Well here's a link to how much I like them, of course:

Sunday, February 24, 2008

The Thing That You Will Never Know About


The weather is so bad in Iowa.  That's my fault. I have something in my closet that I use to  make the weather bad so I don't have to go to school. 

A Taste of Wizards

This is a drink that will make you healthy, wealthy and wise AND make you into a frog. I made this with Hannah. You already know who she is. Here's is the label:




We put milk, sugar, more sugar, more sugar, green food coloring, a pinch of cinnamon and vanilla into our bottle. And then we took a spoon and stirred our concoction. Dad and Bob were drinking it and in the kitchen Dad had this horrible frog feeling and he turned into a frog and tried to eat me with his tongue. And then it quickly weared off.  And that was a frog-of-a-time. I just hope he never eats it anymore, otherwise I will be frog-dinner.

There's a secret ingredient that I will never tell you.  It is very, very , very secret, and if you knew you would throw up.

I'm going to sell the drink on ebay starting some time.


The Death of My Beloved Computer

One day the computer didn't work. That day was the funeral of the computer. It was the saddest day.  I couldn't blog because the computer was broken. Here's a link to how sad I was. Click on the picture:


The computer was a "she".

Sunday, February 10, 2008

Newborn Baby



I was breeding some sock puppets today. Introducing, in good stripes, Coriya Americana, the Zebra. In the stripes she looks so good. She's my newest sock puppet. She's made from my Great Great Aunt Miriam's socks.