The Yummy Tasty Cookies

These are the cookies that I'm going to tell you the recipe. They're so good.  You are not allowed to tell anyone else or sell them.

The Brain-Switcher

The Brain-Switcher is one of my most brilliant ideas. This is a mind machine. It switches your mind with the other person. You do what the other person does and you think what the other person thinks. Don't switch your mom's mind with your dad's mind or you might get a mess.  If you brake the machine, their minds will be stuck together forever. And if that happens your dad will say, "I'm so bloated!" and your mom will say, "I have so much work to do tomorrow, I have to go to the office and do all those colonoscopies!" 

Here's how you make it:

First you take tin foil, a big battery, wires, tape and a timer. Tape them all together and use the tin foil to make two hats.  Use the timer to set the time in their past.  The wires hook the electricity to the machine.

Meet NUTS the dog

This is NUTS. Not the nuts you eat, but a different nuts.  NUTS is a dog. That's the name I gave him. I met him at a farm stranded in no where. And oh how sweet he is. He has really short legs. He likes to follow me around and lay on his back and have me rub his tummy.  Oh I wish I had a dog like him.

Coming Soon

The story of a barn dog named "Nuts".  Stay tuned.

Being ZORO

That will be the glory days, the family history. I am going to be Zoro-- Zoro the Great who throws corn to people that is freshly shucked.  I'm gonna have a real sword with a real sword cover. I am going to write my initial on the pants of villains--Z.

Good Guys Weapon Store

I am going to have a weapon store where you can buy weapons you can fight with like Batman batarangs, Mr. Freeze guns, Green Lantern rings, Spiderman silk, Wolverine Atomantium, and grappling hooks all in different sections. Only guys that don't have big long coats that go to their toes can buy them. 

Talking and Walking Body Parts

My idea is to assist humans in their daily work and daily activities.  It works like this:  You have something to do on your schedule.  Some of your daily schedule work is too hard. For example, let's say you can't take care of both of your kids at the same time because both of them want you.

Here's what you do:  You pull out your extra body parts and get them to work.  Say it like this: "Body parts, take care of my kids." And they do it. Extra hands can hold onto your kids hands. Extra legs can walk with your kids the whole day. Extra eyes can watch another movie with your kids while you watch a movie you like. Extra ears make sure your kids aren't about to get crushed by a car. You can even have an extra kidney if you need it. 

You would buy them at Hy-Vee and Target and any place you want. They are packaged in an air-freshened box to keep them fresh. It comes as pills with a special liquid called ECLANOMIUM and first you put the eclanomium in, then you put the pills in and then the pills dissolve into the body parts. They are clones of my body parts.  It comes with instructions.