Talking and Walking Body Parts

My idea is to assist humans in their daily work and daily activities.  It works like this:  You have something to do on your schedule.  Some of your daily schedule work is too hard. For example, let's say you can't take care of both of your kids at the same time because both of them want you.

Here's what you do:  You pull out your extra body parts and get them to work.  Say it like this: "Body parts, take care of my kids." And they do it. Extra hands can hold onto your kids hands. Extra legs can walk with your kids the whole day. Extra eyes can watch another movie with your kids while you watch a movie you like. Extra ears make sure your kids aren't about to get crushed by a car. You can even have an extra kidney if you need it. 

You would buy them at Hy-Vee and Target and any place you want. They are packaged in an air-freshened box to keep them fresh. It comes as pills with a special liquid called ECLANOMIUM and first you put the eclanomium in, then you put the pills in and then the pills dissolve into the body parts. They are clones of my body parts.  It comes with instructions.